Equations!

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy


Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work


In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.


Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money


Therefore:

Man-earn money = Donkey


In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey


Equation 3


Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey



In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3


Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend


So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!


And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!


So, We have:


Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
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